today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
God I love Tumblr.
THE LAST FUCKING ONE
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
I need to find this book.
The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.
guys…look what we did :D
I want this book
I bought this book some months ago and there has never been a single moment of regret please go buy Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes
Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…
ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP
you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born
- fall: wears hoodies
- winter: wears hoodies
- spring: wears hoodies with sleeves rolled up
- summer: turns up ac and wears hoodies
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
that one time peter had an entire conversation with derek’s eyebrows
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